Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!
There we go children. If you find my body call the police.
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
ONLY A QUARTER WHAT A STEAL
I sound like Gru from “Despicable Me” when I have road rage? - Eh Bee
OMG THIS IS PERFECT
aaaaahahaha it’s so hard to be mad though
a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names